More inanities via twitter from the Lib Dem MP hopeful, Afzar Anwar, who tweeted in the early hours of 14 February: “If elected to Parliament (Ladbrokes 40-1) I will work with local businesses to try to remove unemployment from Pendle and make it a thing of the past.”

We wait for more details.

Unconstrained by the 140 word twitter limit.

Check out his periodic tweets on twitter.com/afzalanwarppc